britishgentleman a réagi à votre billet : I hate you.
In your conversation with Feliciano, was it necessary for you to carry on about my brother like that?
In short: yes.
(And that reply is as abridged as were my comments regarding your brother. If you need a reminder of just how much I can and didn’t ”carry on,” I would be only too happy to provide the complete version to do him full justice!)
(No, really, I would be delighted, may I? I have illustrations, too.)
Pardonne-moi ? What did I do?!
— Everyone is being so aggressive to me today!!
britishgentleman a réagi à votre billet : Leave Lovino alone.
Once again I must ask myself why I even bother to deal with you on a regular basis.
Time permitting, I’ll stop by this evening with a reminder. Perhaps several reminders. Perhaps an entire series of very emphatic reminders. Do go ahead and clear your schedule (as though you would have anything penciled in after work hours!), it may take all night~
You don’t usually grow so jealous so quickly. Honestly, you needn’t be so insecure — he may have the lush Mediterranean physique on his side, but if I am going to choose between two bad attitudes, at least you have the benefit of having good taste. ❤
(When it comes to men, that is. Do not delude yourself into believing that I refer to your taste in cuisine, fashion, media, architecture, art, sports, language, hobbies, or women in any high regard.)
britishgentleman a réagi à votre billet : britishgentleman a réagi à votre billet : …
Of course you are. You already know my answer on that, too.
Alors, who would like to volunteer first for their very own one-on-one tutelage session with yours truly? (Arthur will be watching, but if you find that a disagreeable eyesore — for which I certainly would not blame you — do not worry, I have an excellent set of drapery with which to cover him up. Or a potted plant, perhaps?)
britishgentleman a réagi à votre billet : britishgentleman a réagi à votre billet : Boxers…
I already know the true answer.
Ah ! Then you are concerned for the subscribers! I had no idea you were capable of such compassion. If it would put your mind at ease, I would be happy to take each and every one aside to personally teach them my.. preferences.
britishgentleman a réagi à votre billet : Boxers or briefs?
That’s not what they were asking and you know it.
Invested in the true answer, are we~?
My bedroom is my sanctuary, and although I worried that the ordeal I have suffered these past several weeks would defile its sanctity and rob it of its purity, I am relieved to announce that it is no less a haven to me than it was before this trial began.
Arthur, loathsome though your execution of the decision was, at least your choice was not faulty: I truly am a bed bug.
britishgentleman a réagi à votre billet : Don’t worry, I’m coming over to turn you back to normal.
Or I could just leave you a tiny insect for the rest of your immortal life.
I will not last long without a human connection with my people, and I know you believe in ghosts: I will haunt you for the rest of your immortal life.
Ma réponse: britishgentleman a demandé:
Don't worry, I'm coming over to turn you back to normal.
Ah, more magic, what a relief!