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Bienvenue en France!

Salut, mon ami !

I have been waiting for you - after all, it is only a matter of time before everyone finds himself visiting Big Brother France. Come, come! Stay awhile and visit with me. Je t'assure, I will make it more than worth your while~





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As neither of our bosses have been attending the events in Sochi, Arthur and I have, for the most part, had to make do with viewing the Olympics from our homes (as most of you gorgeous people have been doing! ♥). 
Witnessing the glory and splendor of the games in person is magnificently exhilarating, I wouldn’t argue against that for a moment! However, it did not take us long to determine the best way to emulate the giddy rush from the comfort of our sofa. 
(And if anyone is wondering as to whom is winning this competition, c’est moi. Évidemment ! See my prize? Of course, it isn’t nearly as lustrous as the numerous medals my country has won thus far.. but it will do. At least with the aid of alcohol he can finally see a modicum of reason; you’re supposed to be naked for the Olympics!)

As neither of our bosses have been attending the events in Sochi, Arthur and I have, for the most part, had to make do with viewing the Olympics from our homes (as most of you gorgeous people have been doing! ).

Witnessing the glory and splendor of the games in person is magnificently exhilarating, I wouldn’t argue against that for a moment! However, it did not take us long to determine the best way to emulate the giddy rush from the comfort of our sofa.

(And if anyone is wondering as to whom is winning this competition, c’est moi. Évidemment ! See my prize? Of course, it isn’t nearly as lustrous as the numerous medals my country has won thus far.. but it will do. At least with the aid of alcohol he can finally see a modicum of reason; you’re supposed to be naked for the Olympics!)

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Must you do this every time you see him?

If I reinforce what I know to be a very deep affection for me every time we speak, some day he will recognize the truth and admit it himself. It is a foolproof plan.

(Unless used on Romano.)

(That was not worth picking tomato seeds out of my hair.)


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grandvienna a demandé:
We're calling it pleasure, now, are we?

Ma réponse:

Good call, Roderich, there are much more fitting descriptors. How do you think “ecstasy” sounds? “Rapture,” perhaps?


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britishgentleman:

bigbrotherfrance:

britishgentleman:

bigbrotherfrance:

Oh honestly. That is what you wrestled the computer away to say? I am retracting my (incredibly generous) offer to replace your spilled tea, so I hope that comment was worth the sacrifice.

I’m perfectly capable of making my own tea, thank you.

Besides, you never make it properly.

But of course! — the most esteemed chef in Europe could not possibly manage a feat as incredible as steeping leaves in hot water. If only I had your inconceivable talent of filling a kettle at the sink!

(By the way, I suppose sufficient time has passed for me to point out that it stained your carpet.)

Now you can buy me a new one.

This website assures me that manufacture and delivery should take no more than six weeks. You’re welcome~!






grandvienna a demandé:
Not glad to have you back.

Ma réponse:

That is because you have the pleasure of my regular company. But do not make my poor subscribers jealous for which cruel circumstance has deprived them!


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britishgentleman:

bigbrotherfrance:

Oh honestly. That is what you wrestled the computer away to say? I am retracting my (incredibly generous) offer to replace your spilled tea, so I hope that comment was worth the sacrifice.

I’m perfectly capable of making my own tea, thank you.

Besides, you never make it properly.

But of course! — the most esteemed chef in Europe could not possibly manage a feat as incredible as steeping leaves in hot water. If only I had your inconceivable talent of filling a kettle at the sink!

(By the way, I suppose sufficient time has passed for me to point out that it stained your carpet.)


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Anonyme a demandé:
ahh tu me manques tellement!!!

Ma réponse:

Ah cher Anon, je suis et serai toujours avec toi ; je suis partout où il y a de l’amour ! 


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britishgentleman:

bigbrotherfrance:

M. le duc de La Rochefoucauld :

« L’absence diminue les médiocres passions, et augmente les grandes, comme le vent éteint les bougies et allume le feu. » 
Absence extinguishes the minor passions and increases the great ones, as the wind blows out a candle and fans a fire.

(Did you miss us?)

I think some of them did.

Oh honestly. That is what you wrestled the computer away to say? I am retracting my (incredibly generous) offer to replace your spilled tea, so I hope that comment was worth the sacrifice.

britishgentleman:

bigbrotherfrance:

M. le duc de La Rochefoucauld :

« L’absence diminue les médiocres passions, et augmente les grandes, comme le vent éteint les bougies et allume le feu. » 

Absence extinguishes the minor passions and increases the great ones, as the wind blows out a candle and fans a fire.

(Did you miss us?)

I think some of them did.

Oh honestly. That is what you wrestled the computer away to say? I am retracting my (incredibly generous) offer to replace your spilled tea, so I hope that comment was worth the sacrifice.

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IM SO GLAD YOU’RE BACK AAAAAAA

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Already I can taste a sweetness that my tongue has been missing for several months. How is it that you manage to be almost as darling as myself?!

Come, give Big Brother a hug!


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M. le duc de La Rochefoucauld :

« L’absence diminue les médiocres passions, et augmente les grandes, comme le vent éteint les bougies et allume le feu. » 
Absence extinguishes the minor passions and increases the great ones, as the wind blows out a candle and fans a fire.

(Did you miss us?)

M. le duc de La Rochefoucauld :

« L’absence diminue les médiocres passions, et augmente les grandes, comme le vent éteint les bougies et allume le feu. » 

Absence extinguishes the minor passions and increases the great ones, as the wind blows out a candle and fans a fire.

(Did you miss us?)

(Source : pixiv.net)